Take a Dump In Your Pants If You Need To

  • Written by: Shane
  • January 27th, 2008
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I get a kick out of the signs that people hold during road races. Marathon signs are always particular interesting because people train so hard to run one and they get their whole family involved. Here are some really creative signs displayed for marathon runners.

Take a dump in your pants if you need to sign mortuary marathon sign: don't even think about stopping go mom go marathon sign your feet are hurting because you are kicking so much ass sign
marathon lap dance sign

Only at the LA marathon

marathoner receiving lap dance

These are even better: Creative, Hilarious Marathon Costumes


  1. Lurch

    May 23, 2008
    9:16 AM

    STUMBLE!!! I love the last two haha.

  2. Austin Powers

    May 23, 2008
    9:25 PM

    It’s a man baby! (The lap dance offerer)

  3. lelto

    June 3, 2008
    4:00 AM

    It’s a man baby! (The lap dance offerer)
    ..Thats why its so exciting

  4. sir jorge

    June 6, 2008
    7:23 PM

    those are great pictures!

  5. tote

    June 18, 2008
    4:16 PM

    I’ve seen some great ones in my day too. These are great! Marathon crowds are the best!

  6. anonymous

    June 19, 2008
    4:56 PM


  7. Ovi Kintobor

    June 21, 2008
    12:16 AM

    Person above me has obviously never been to southern California

  8. groverdog

    June 27, 2008
    9:58 AM

    Person above me has obviously never been to Toronto

  9. Ketake

    June 29, 2008
    5:04 PM

    Person above me has obviosly never been to Sweden

  10. Dirt Magirt

    July 2, 2008
    11:02 AM

    The person above me has never let me down.

  11. Duncan

    July 2, 2008
    5:01 PM


  12. sweety-girl

    September 5, 2008
    4:57 PM

    The 3ed is soooo cute i love it.

  13. Julianne

    October 9, 2008
    11:43 AM

    Hi! These are really great marathon signs. I love the mortuary one! Since Runner’s Lounge is having a topic of “signs” during a race, I referenced this blog post in mine today. Just wanted to let you know! Thank you.


  14. somejerk

    October 29, 2008
    12:55 PM

    lol @ the lap dance lady

  15. Anonymous

    May 13, 2009
    11:56 PM

    The person above me is that chick giving me a lap-dance.

  16. Dal

    May 14, 2009
    10:14 AM

    I can’t believe the person above me still thinks it is a woman!

  17. austin personal trainers

    April 18, 2010
    4:15 PM

    I love the first one.

  18. Ben

    May 8, 2012
    4:18 PM

    I saw a bunch at a recent marathon that were
    “Worst parade ever”, and one girl with a sign that read “You have great stamina. call me. 867-####”…

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