Marathoner’s Check List
T-shirt seen recently at a running store:
Marathoner's Check List
- Carbo load.
- Drink water.
- Avoid embarrassing untimely bowel evacuation.
- Refrain from sobbing breakdown at mile 21.
- Feign lucidity at finish line.
T-shirt seen recently at a running store:
September 1, 2009
10:36 PM
My checklist ran:
1. Forget to carbo load
2. Get dehydrated the day before
3. Get four hours of sleep
4. Forget morning snack
5. Run like hell and regret all of the above