Marathoner’s Check List

T-shirt seen recently at a running store:

T-shirt with marathon check list

Marathoner's Check List

  1. Carbo load.
  2. Drink water.
  3. Avoid embarrassing untimely bowel evacuation.
  4. Refrain from sobbing breakdown at mile 21.
  5. Feign lucidity at finish line.

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