10 Signs You May Be a Runner

• 10. You live in the United States and actually know how far a kilometer is.
• 9. You're covered in lube and have no plans of sex.
• 8. There are two sets of blue jeans in your closet: one size for training season and one for off season.
• 7. You have the memory of a 95-year-old: you limp across the marathon finish in complete pain and start training for the next one two weeks later.
• 6. You can name the exact distance from your home to every landmark in town.
• 5. You're 40 and you have a nickname.
• 4. You can eat 4,000 calories and still be negative calories for the day.
• 3. You could throw away your t-shirt at the end of the day and still go an entire year without having to buy a new one.
• 2. You realize a carrot is more than a vegetable.
• 1. You get excited about getting older because of the extra time you get in Boston.

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